Here are a collection of questions I’ve gotten over the last couple of months. I’m sorry, you can stone me later. I only really answer ones that have something to do with stuff I post.

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Answers and what not after the jump. If I didn’t answer your question, it was either spelled incorrectly to the point I couldn’t comprehend it or I’ve answered it already.

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Anonymous asked: Love your blog but Jesse Eisenburgh is ugly. Sorry babe.

No one told me it was assholes that can’t spell day AND election day! This truly is a special day!!

1. Is your hair real? If it is how do you grow it so long and style is so nicely? Products?
My hair is real. I don’t really know how to grow out hair, mine just grows like a weed. I like to play around with it a lot. Usually it’s some type of wavy or curly style. I just use curling irons and stuff like that. I don’t ever use hair products, mainly because I never remember to buy any.

2. If you could be stuck in one holiday forever what would it be?
I don’t think I’d ever want that to happen.

3. Can we be pen pals?
I don’t really see why we can’t be email pals.

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theoriginaljoefisher asked: Who is your favorite smurf?

Oh man, I loved the smurf that always wore the yellow t shirt with a storm cloud on it! I don’t recall his proper smurf name. Total bastard. I loved him.

sarlacc asked: What is the best date a guy could take you on? Like, location or activity and whatnot.

My best date was with my current boyfriend. He took me to an abandoned factory and we had a picnic, then explored. I also destroyed a lot of things. I guess feed me and let me be destructive. I’m not too hard to please haha.

this20somethinglife-deactivated asked: I want to thank you for all the help you did with my page :P

Just playing. I felt like being an ass.

How are you?????

Awe I’m trying! My life is just horrible right now and the kid that is helping me is giving me the run around. I’m trying to find someone else to help me. Anywayyyyyyy I’m hanging in there bro. When are we going to be best friends?

pearlsandcharms asked: I just wanted to let you know that I love your posts about your family. They seem crazy in a hilarious way. You tell the best stories about them :)

Hahaha thanks! I’m going to tell them you said that. I think they need their own web show. They won’t listen to me.

Q: I feel like we would be best friends. What do you like to do in your spare time?
Well thanks! I like to read a lot. It’s summer, so I’ll probably be doing that a lot more now. I don’t know. I’m not very complex. I like going out, I like staying in, I like getting together with friends, I like having some drinks. I guess the usual.

Q: How do you get followers on Twitter?
I don’t know. I don’t really have that many. I think I have 300 or so? I’ve had a Twitter since 07 though, when it was just a baby. I guess just be yourself. Not really too sure what to tell you here.

Q: What kind of cell phone do you have?
I have the G1 for Tmobile.

Q: I guess I just want some type of advice. I hope this doesn’t offend you, but you don’t really seem to care about what people say about you. I would like to be like that. My feelings get hurt alot. Sometimes people go out of their way to mess with me. Idk, I guess just your general thoughts on the manner.
I’m really sorry to hear that. You’re correct. I don’t care, and neither should you. I used to get picked on A LOT when I first went to high school. I was awkward, had terrible acne, rocked braces for a little, plus I have really full lips. It was rough, and it’s probably rough for you now, but you’re young. You grow out of it, and you learn to use the tough times in your life to help with the future. Don’t let people get in your head.

Q: What’s your favorite band or musical artist?
I don’t really have a favorite in this. When I’m having a bad day, I throw on some JET. When I’m having a really good day, I throw on some Billy Idol. When I want to be completely confused, I throw on some Weezy F. Sometimes I throw on some Glenn Miller. I’m not a big music person. I like it all, except country and soundtracks to slit your wrists to.

Q: How tall are you?
I’m 5’4”. That question should be rephrased to, “How short are you?”

Q: The Penguins suck! Pittsburgh s u c k s!
So does your mom. I hear they call her Mrs.Nickels, since she sucks dick for 5 cents a pop.

Q: What would be your ideal career? Please tell me it’s something that involves your rapist wit.
I wish I knew what I wanted to do ideally. I’m a journalism major, so I want to do something involving that, but I feel like I’m too much of an asshole for it. Many of my assignments are returned with “Stop voicing such strong opinions” written all over them. I need to find a happy medium.

Q: If I pay you, will you redesign my tumblr layout? I love yours! :)
Crunch some numbers for me. Kidding, but I don’t know. I do some stuff myself, and I have some people help me. I’ll help ya out for free. Maybe just send me over some sweets and treats. They are my fav!

Q: What’s your favorite ride at Kennywood?
Frick, I don’t know. I used to love the spider looking thing that was on top of the stage, but that’s gone now. I’ll settle with the Aero 360. If you’re lucky enough, sometimes you’ll get stuck on the inside and people will puke on the people across from you. ftw!

Q: If you were only allowed to have one makeup item what would it be?
I guess mascara. It’s usually all I will throw on when I go out a lot and don’t have time to do my makeup.

Q: Sometimes I see you outside on the lawn at Pens games. I want to say hi but I’m scared to.
COME SAY HI! I’ll share my Kazoozles with you if you’d like. Just approach me from the left side, cough twice, and say, “Mr.Kingston sent me, I know about the bakery fire.”

Q: Besides the top guns (Sid, Geno, Fleur, and Staal) who’s your favorite player for the Pens? And if you have a favorite on another team as well, who is it? :)
I really like Rupp, Talbot, and Goligoski. I hate to say that I like Zach Parise, but I do.

Q: How often do you get a haircut because your hair is really glossy and shiny? Do you use special products?
Thanks, but I couldn’t tell you the last time I got a haircut. I don’t cut it a lot, and I don’t use any type of product. My hair has never been called glossy, so thanks!

Q: Why did your last relationship end?
I love how this was asked anonymously. Because it did. Movies end. Books end. Careers end. Days end. Relationships end. Everything ends. The people involved are over it, but friends or friends of friends linger on the topic, which is why I cannot wait to move out of this area.

Q: Bob Barker or Drew Carey (I knew this would make you laugh)?
Drew fucking Carey has single handedly ruined many memories of The Price is Right for me. I used to happily watch this with my Grandma, now when I turn it on, it brings out violent thoughts. I don’t want to even talk about this. It disgusts me.