- The Cat Wants A Tommy Gun Situation

*Just a little background info. When I moved out, I agreed to bring the cat over to my parent's house to stay on the weekends. Joint custody of a cat, if you will. The funny part of the entire situation is my dad never wanted the cat in the first place. Now they are best friends. So this morning, I stopped over and this is what I was greeted with.
Dad: Hi Chel, guess what?
Chelsea: What?
Dad: Oscar wants a gun.
Chelsea: Really dad? How do you know?
Dad: Well look, I put down this advertisement booklet for guns on the table and told him to point to one. He did. He wants the tommy gun.
Chelsea:
Dad: *Begins petting cat, cat starts purring loudly.* You want a tommy gun, dontcha Oscie? It's around $1,200, so I told him he needs to start shaking down his kitty friends in the neighborhood.