The Why My Grandma is Cooler than Yours Situation
So, the other day my grandma had to do a little stint in the hospital. While she was in there, she inadvertently got into an altercation with a nurse because she wouldn’t turn up the tv so she could watch the Pens game. My grandma had gotten out of her bed, even though she was told she wasn’t allowed to, and proceeded to go down to the nurse’s station to tell the nurse in charge that there was going to be a shootout. The nurse didn’t seem to care and told my grandma to get back into bed. My grandma wasn’t having it, so the two got involved in a shoving match. It was then that my grandma declared to the nurse, “You can’t shove me over because my grandson gave me a Power Balance bracelet, but you can try all you want.” I love my grandma.