December 2011
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Watchspookyfries:
Guys…
Some weird shit is going on in my apartment today…
Crying that’s how hard I’m laughing.
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This may never happen ever again! A kinda nice...
mytangent replied to your post: Journalism Pisses Me Off
As much as it hurts me to cheer you on-keep this mindset. We only have so much free time & mental energy. Enjoy the oscillation of work/projects of interest.Keep interesting sideprojects and I hope for the best in your endeavors. bit.ly/vXe4Ea
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Journalism Pisses Me Off
I don’t want to write about important people and places. I don’t care for profiling significant figures in the public eye, musicians, artists, hot air balloon enthusiasts, or the people who invented The Snuggie. Somehow that’s all anyone urges you to write about. I don’t want to sway to whatever political affiliation a newspaper/publication falls under. I want to write...
Anonymous asked: I love when you post videos. I love your collar bones. They are so intense and sexy.
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WatchYes Eric, please tell me more about this movie. I’m totally intrigued by the description and cannot wait to attend it with you. NAAAAWWWWT. Muppets forever!!!!!!!
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Poop mouth.
Mom: You need to learn how to edit yourself more before speaking.
Chelsea: What the fuck does that mean?
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mytangent replied to your photo: Taking my new white friend out for a spin. Yes, I…
So you’re claiming you’re not Velet now? Riiight. Ye’: ‘Your whip so cold!’, This old thing? Act like you’ll ever be around muhfuckas’ like this again! media.tumblr.com/tumblr_…
This. That is all.
WatchThe fold down ironing board in the kitchen serves as a platform for my cat to think he is the almighty one.
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syrferchyk replied to your photo: When I graduate, I’m going to be so sad to not get…
we had turkeys at chatham. TURKEYS. territorial turkeys that on more than one occasion blocked my way to class and chased me back down to 5th avenue.
“territorial turkeys” I cannot breathe.
HEY YOU, I WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU!
I’m doing a side project that involves interviewing one person every single day. Why? Because I’m in the process of making a blog solely dedicated to getting to know strangers. You may not be aware of it, but a lot of the people you pass by each day are a lot more interesting than you think.
I’ve already started just picking people out at random in public, but I figured I’d give the internet...
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The Why You Should Never Give Me Your Number...
Chelsea: *text sent to my friend Jimmy* There's a key to my safety deposit box buried behind my apartment next to a lawn figurine of a dancing deer and 2 squirrels. I need you to dig up the key and place it in an envelope marked, "sausage style home cooking", and give it to a man named Winston who works at the Theater Bar in McKeesport. He should then give you the secret handshake and tell you where the Prime Minister of Franz Ferdinand is currently located. If you can let me know, I'd really appreciate it.
Jimmy: Your a ass.
Chelsea: *You're an ass.
Jimmy: So are you
Chelsea: No, I was correcting your grammar not insulting you.
Jimmy: Whatever.
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mytangent replied to your photo: This is my “I procrastinated until finals week and…
You know what ingredients to mix to get your A’s-Up steeze, though. ‘Get’ a shower, focus, know you’ll do well, then WERK IT when you ace it.
I have tears in my eyes right now.
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gesophrosunt replied to your photo: This is my “I procrastinated until finals week and…
Is your hair tied in a bow?? It looks like it might be, and that is wonderful.
It was, but now it just looks like something is living in it!
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"TITLE" on Blory →
ericboydblog:
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TITLE, previously published on LinguisticErosion.com, has become a blory (blog + story)! Blory’s are a great new format, current and cutting; I’m happy to published on their site.
Go VelvetBlory’s page to check out this new version of my short story.
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ashleyeileen replied to your photoset: I saw these nails the other day on my dash and I…
It’s nice to see someone who is as nail obsessed as me.
:]! I love it. Earlier today I spent a good hour in Ulta trying to find the “right” blue. Eric looked like he wanted to kill me.
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mytangent replied to your photoset: Holiday decorating pizza break. Clearly, I’m the…
I was _this_ close to sending you both a house/apartment-warming gift, but you deliberately post a pic of food and drinks, with no purple, though? bit.ly/ur54bc
This has to be the best one yet. Hahahaha
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WatchSo, the people that live next to my parents have a black cat that looks similar to our cat black cat Oscar. He doesn’t seem to like it very much.
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The Best Way to Creep Out a Guy Situation
I was headed into my apartment, not bothering anyone, when the guy who lives across the street has to go and interact with me. I figured there was only one way out of the conversation.
Guy: *stopping traffic very Jesus like with his hand* Hey, wait a minute!
Me: What?
Guy: How long have you lived here?
Me: Couple of months, why?
Guy: Why haven't I seen you before?
Me: I can't really answer that for you.
Guy: Ha, yeah. Do you go to school around here?
Me: Nah.
Guy: Really? I'm up at CCAC.
Me: I'm sorry.
Guy: What do you mean?
Me: Nothing.
Guy: Whenever you see cars over there, like a lot of them, you should stop over. Probably means me and my buddy are having a party.
Me: That's interesting.
Guy: So like are you here alone or with friends?
Me: I live with my boyfriend. He loves guns. Big gun fanatic.
Guy: Oh, that's cool. So you like a guy who hunts?
Me: That's one way of putting it.
Guy: Hah okay. What are you getting into tonight?
Me: I'm going over to pick up a dead pig. There's a slaughterhouse over by where my parents live. My boyfriend loves to take them out in the backyard and shoot them. Kinda like target practice.
Guy: Really?
Me: Yeah. He likes to get as close to the real thing as possible. His words not mine.
Guy: Well, I won't keep you.
Me: Yeah I should probably get there before all the good pigs are gone.
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WatchWhy I thoroughly enjoy my boyfriend’s company.
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