February 2011
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A girl from one of my classes just sent me an...
Her font was Comic Sans and it was in pink. She also bid me adieu with the ever popular “xoxo”
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Day 9/30
How you hope your future will be like.
January 2011
76 posts
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Day 8/30
A moment you felt most satisfied with your life.
Playoffs on the lawn. :]
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The Poinsettia in the Bathtub Situation:
Chelsea: Hello?
Mom: Chel do me a favor..
Chelsea: What?
Mom: There's a poinsettia in the bathtub.
Chelsea: How is that a favor?
Mom: Well, make sure Oscar stays away from it or he'll die.
Chelsea: It's in the shower and the doors are shut. He's a cat.
Mom: I know but if he eats it he'll die.
Chelsea: How would he eat it if the shower doors are closed?
Mom: I don't know. I thought maybe you'd open the door and forget to close it.
Chelsea: Why would I just open a shower door for no reason?
Mom: To get a shower.
Chelsea: How could I even get a shower if you have plants in the shower? Why are there plants in the shower anyway?
Mom: Because I didn't want Oscar to get at them, so I put them in the bathroom.
Chelsea: You left the door open though. Why didn't you just shut the bathroom door. This whole conversation could have been avoided.
Mom: You need to grow up and learn how to have conversations like an adult.
Chelsea: Coming from the person who puts plants in a bathtub.
Anonymous asked: Dear Chelsea,
Your blog is probably my favorite blog ever. Your sarcasm and outlook on life really make me smile. :)
Okay, I'm done being a creeper. lol
Your blog is probably my favorite blog ever. Your sarcasm and outlook on life really make me smile. :)
Okay, I'm done being a creeper. lol
testing1o asked: you say 'pecan' just like me hahah. i wonder if it's a pittsburgh thing!
WatchI didn’t feel like studying anymore because I was slowly losing it. So here, a gift for you.
Regional Dialect Meme
Say These Words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
Now answer these questions:
What is...
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Man in relatively nice vehicle, stops, and puts...
Man: “Baby I see you lookin’ at my car. It’s nice huh? Only thing missing is you.”
Me:
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Day 7/30
Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
Well, I used to be an Aquarius. It was fun times had by all. I would revel in my Aquarius-ness. Then some higher authority decided one day that I should be a Capricorn. A fucking Capricorn. I wasn’t seriously devoted to zodiac signs or anything to begin with, but when someone just comes in the game and changes something that...
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Day 6/30
30 interesting facts about yourself.
If you are that bored, jump to it now.
I don’t have any interesting facts. What do you want from me?
Hi bunches of new followers!
I wanted to tell most of you thank you, but you don’t have ask pages and I am lazy so THANK YOU, HELLO, HI, YOU’RE PRETTY. Well, if you’re a boy, YOU’RE HANDSOME! Unless you want to be pretty. I’m okay with that.
WatchMy life.
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Day 5/30
A time you thought about ending your own life.
This one time last summer I was really upset because the traffic coming out of Kennywood had completely obliterated all roads heading toward the Waterfront. Traffic wasn’t even moving. It was a complete gridlock of terror. To make matters worse, the car next to me was full of all the intellectual qualities that make up the teenage girl. It was...
deathcannon replied to your post: Day 4/30
I love this, except one nit-pick: you can’t see a deity like you can see tomatoes!
Ya got me! ;]
WatchJesse Eisenberg hosts SNL this weekend with Nicki Minaj as the musical guest. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Day 4/30
Your views on religion.
You see these tomatoes? I happen to like tomatoes, but I don’t run around telling other people to like tomatoes. If you were to tell me you hated tomatoes, I would be okay with that. I would not place any preconceived notions on you because of your hatred for tomatoes. If you told me you liked a specific type of tomato that I wasn’t exactly fond of, I...
JUST PRESS PLAY
I dare you not to laugh.
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Day 3/30
Your views on drugs and alcohol.
What I feel like when I read anything for class
I like when people post things and other people...
HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN TUMBLR! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!
People, there are unfollow buttons for a reason. I’m sure people won’t be devastated if they know some simpleton isn’t following them anymore. What the hell are you people going to do when you get out in the world and, gasp, everyone doesn’t agree with your narrow minded ass?...
I'm picking my nose
Today I responded to any text that was sent to me with “I’m picking my nose!!” I don’t really have a reason for it. I did it to merely amuse myself. If an interrogative response was given to my text, I replied again that I was picking my nose. Here were a few of my favorite responses:
“You’ll have tons of boogers to pick with that giant nose of yours.”
*...
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Day 2/30
Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
In a ball pit with Robert Osborne. We’d be lightsabering. That sounds like it connotes some type of sexual reference, but I assure you of the idea’s innocence. Of course, my saber would be red because I’m more partial to the dark side than anything else. Robert Osborne looks more of the Jedi type anyway. Why we would be in a ball pit is...
queentrixie replied to your photo: I’m getting better and better at pin curls. Big…
I’m feelin’ that look on you.
Awe thank you! Love you! :]
Tomorrow is Monday
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My father referencing Wiz Khalifa
Dad: Hey, at halftime that kid is going to sing!
Mom: He’s not going to sing Chris, he’s going to rap.
You tell him mom, you tell him.
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Day 1/30
Your current relationship. If single, discuss how single life is.
My current relationship never has a dull moment. In fact, one time at a bookstore when my boyfriend had busted into a fit of dancing in the middle of the store, the cashier looked at me and said, “I bet you never have any dull moments in your relationship.” She was correct. It is a happy balance. There is a lot of...
I see a friend while she's at work, so I wave...
She looks at me all like
I wasn’t expecting it so I’m all like
In reality I want to be up in her face like
Instead I get in my car and drive my awesome ass home
The next day bitch texts me, “Like did I see you yesterday?! Totes said hi! You must not of heard me!”
I’m amazed people this stupid exist, so I’m like
I, of course, want no part of...
Scrolling my dash contently…
Picture of a mutilated penis pops up
I'm never making it out of this semester alive!
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I love public arguments
I was waiting in line to purchase a coffee while the couple in front of me argued. I guess they got lost in the moment and forgot they weren’t in the confides of their meth lab anymore, because they were getting pretty loud. After they got out what they needed to, the girl looks at the guy and was like, “Do you think anyone heard us?” They turn around and I’m just like
sweetpaintedlady replied to your photo: Victoria’s Secret now has bras with built in…
Is this so the hipster chicks can look like hippies but still have support?
I laughed really hard at this, thank you. I also have a cold so it was a snotfest. I’m so attractive anymore.
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gblythe asked: I felt that you needed to see this gif.
http://gifparty.tumblr.com/post/1679166552
http://gifparty.tumblr.com/post/1679166552
Things that amuse me that probably shouldn't:
Telling my mom that anything she is looking for is “next to the dragon.” There’s something fascinatingly humorous about hearing her reply, “what dragon?!” She says it as though I found a dragon on the side of the highway, and tried to keep it hidden in the basement without anyone knowing.