December 2010
62 posts
"Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this...
Always someones status on Facebook after a breakup. Each time I see it, I die a little inside.
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Trying to explain your unhealthy obsession with...
When people say, "Why don't you try being...
It’s like, why don’t you try to keep your overanxious, august banter of nonsense to yourself? Why don’t you also try not to tell someone what they should try doing? I mean, I also can find really uplifting, nice, moving quotations on thinkexist.com as well, and post them as my Facebook status, thus making everyone think I, too, was a decent person. After everyone thought that,...
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My friend is on the phone complaining about her...
I feel like she expects me to be all like…
In reality I have the phone sitting on my bed, and I’m all like….
Hi, new followers
I got a bunch of you today, so hello! I’m not sure why but it’s okay with me. Now we can talk about all the people I dislike TOGETHER! :]
Don’t forget to follow me on Twitter, if you are also a habitual tweeter!
Hope you all had a nice holiday!
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capitanoamerica asked: Merry Christmas! :D
shessostupid-deactivated2011020 asked: Hey,
I just wanted to say that I hope you have a Happy Holiday & a Great New Year.
Thank-you for following :D
Ashley ♥
I just wanted to say that I hope you have a Happy Holiday & a Great New Year.
Thank-you for following :D
Ashley ♥
WatchMy mother discovers voice activated calling…
Dear anon,
Your name may be anonymous, but your ip address isn’t. You are a fucking moron.
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Look how excited Oscar is that there were birds everywhere.
Whenever I see girls wearing boots like this..
I immediately make noises like this…
Guys, it's cold out
Make sure you alert everyone on every social networking site, so they know not to leave the house naked. I mean, what would we do without people like you telling us about the weather all of the time? There should be something like that. A channel or something that just talks about weather all of the time…..oh wait. You see where I’m going with this?
Just got done watching Inception
My mom fell asleep during the movie (again). I’m debating on whether or not to wake her up and tell her I’m really her subconscious’ security, and that someone is trying to break into her dream. Obviously then I will have to convince her the only way out is to buy me a Mac. Foolproof.
Oscar Cat's Christmas presents
He’s going to be such a lady cat killer.
Facebook Status:
“How is it that I got arrested when someone punched me first? Obviously I am going to punch you the fuck out back but you started it.”
I think that was on the lost set of commandments. “He who punches last does not punch at all.”
“I mean you reach a point in your life when you can’t really do anything...”
– My mom on why she can become a storm chaser now.
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"Betty White is so old and irrelevant. Get her off...
Seriously, you just said that to me?
A Series of Enlightening Pictures regarding...
I had NO idea you could illustrate why I hate people so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Words my mother should never use:
Masturbate.
WHY MOM, WHY!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!!!
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thank you, thank you very much.
Walk in on my cat using the litter box....
Meanwhile, he’s allowed to watch me change.
DREAMZONES: Okay y'all →
garlandgrey:
time to spend countless hours discussing and dissecting what a giant impact this outage had on our lives.
TUMBLR HIPSTERS: Immediately begin making fun of everyone else for even noticing the outage. Claim you were at band practice for the last few days.
TUMBLR MOMMY BLOGS: We need picspam of…