January 2010
40 posts
I don't care to see these posts..
- Anything dying/dead/having the potential of becoming deceased. Frankly it’s just wrong. If you want to post pictures of people hanging themselves or committing suicide, unfollow me because I don’t wish to see that.
- You rolling around in your underwear. We all have panties, lingerie and boobs. [Except guys…well some of them] Quit being whore-tastic because you have no self...
I love the library:
Really loud guy: Dude hello? DUDE ARE YOU ALIVE?
Person on receiving end: (I'm imagining the same type of ridiculous response)
Really loud guy: I know for real! [guy laugh] Soo hard. We went so fuckin hard.
(I know you're thinking what I'm thinking. Stop it, it's too easy.)
Really loud guy: I don't even know where she is dude. She hasn't answered all day.
Really loud guy: For real she can shut the fuck up. I told her we weren't together.
Really loud guy: I know, seriously.
[Other guy must have been talking. Long pause]
Really loud guy: Is that what she told you? You have to be kidding.
Really loud guy: No way! The girl started taking off my pants, what was I supposed to slap her?
Really loud guy: I mean I eventually told her to stop. I mean I do have some respect. I have a girlfriend dude.
Really loud guy: I guess I should probably get in touch with her. I mean dude haha, I haven't talked to her since she left last night. She won't even answer today. Wonder if she's okay.
What I really want to do tonight:
Run down to the arena, and any girl that is standing in the student rush line with a pink Penguins jersey on, gets roundhouse kicked in the face. ALL OF THEM. Then I replace their positions in line with baboons foaming at the mouth, because basically that’s their equivalent in that situation. This would all be done while I was dressed as a temple guard from Legends of the Hidden Temple, of...
I survived the 1st Tuesday from HELL!
I went back to classes today, like most of you little Tumblrbugs. Let me fill you in. Tuesdays on my schedule will be very exhausting and trying, first of all: - Hi goodmorning, your ex boyfriend is in BOTH of your 1st 2 classes. How many times can the same hateful look be given. ANSWER=105 - Although your day doesn’t start until 12:30-leave early-cause’ there’s NO parking. - Buy...
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Anonymous asked: What are you up to?
I'm free until 3:30!
cchelseaa.tumblr.com/ask
It's raining right now. I forgot that it did that...
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Fun!
Hi friends, I have some time to kill after I get out of the shower and before I have to go to work. I also have to renew my license today as well. Despite my best efforts, I know I will look disheveled in my new photo. Maybe I’ll sneak in a fist pump last second, who knows. These are always fun and I love reading them. Plus, I like asking them back. Just funzies all around. :] Ask a Chelsea ...
Prank Call Fail:
Chelsea: Yes?
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: Wow you are a bitch, is that how you answer the phone?
Chelsea: Clearly. Are you incapable of recalling the most recent of events?
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: You're gay.
Chelsea: Do you mean gay as in happy, homosexual, or the improper use..stupid?
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: I guess stupid.
Chelsea: Then why don't you just say stupid?
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: What?
Chelsea: Are you done, really? This is the worst prank call ever.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: You know no one likes you.
Chelsea: I'm well aware of this.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: Because you're a bitch.
Chelsea: Yes because I'm the one up after midnight making private phone calls to someone and referring to gay people as stupid. Totally valid.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: You don't even know what you are talking about.
Chelsea: Who is this? Have you ever prank phone called someone before? You're awful at it. Also, if you are out of high school I really, sincerely feel for you.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: Cunt.
Chelsea: Ouch. That really hurt.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: Cunt.
Chelsea: No, please stop.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: [Silent]
Chelsea: Are we done?
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: Are YOU done?
Chelsea: I'm done with a lot of things. Would you like me to list them?
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: You would.
Chelsea: Wow. I am amazed at these comebacks. They are true zingers, for sure.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: Whore.
Chelsea: Clever.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: *Giggles then puts other female friend on the phone.*
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: [Screams crank that superman into the phone.]
Chelsea: This is truly the most unintelligent conversation I've EVER had.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: We are hanging up now.
Chelsea: Oh, good. I'm going to finish reading a chapter of a novel. Ever hear of them? Those silly little things composed of books covers with those things called pages in between. Inside is knowledge and information just waiting to be discovered. I'm sorry I'm assuming you know how to read. How rude of me. I guess I am a bitch.
Idiot Attempting Prank Call: *click*
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Anonymous asked: Who is your favorite Tweeting, Twat on Twitter?
~ CaitHagar
~ CaitHagar
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Anonymous asked: I could ask you an intelligent question... OR better yet. I could ask you this:
What's your favorite color?
What's your favorite color?
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luciwithani asked: Favorite thing about Pittsburgh?
Bored?
Questions,Comments,Concerns,General Boredom
WatchI come home to this a little too often than I’d like.
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jondiiiiick asked: Okay, no anonymity here. :P
Hmm.... well, since I'm also a Pens fan, let me ask you this: Favorite Penguins player(s), and why? Unless your favorite isn't on the Pens....
Hmm.... well, since I'm also a Pens fan, let me ask you this: Favorite Penguins player(s), and why? Unless your favorite isn't on the Pens....
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benadgatemusic asked: <3
(not a question so..uh..)
<3?
(not a question so..uh..)
<3?
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Anonymous asked: I follow you on twitter as well as on tumblr and I think you are hilarious. Not to be taken as offensively but you are really outward with your cynical remarks, dont you hurt alot of peoples feelings like that? I know you said posting anonymously wasnt any fun in a post before, but I dont want you to think Im being rude towards you or something.
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darrenandthemachine asked: Did you redesign your page yourself? If so, where'd you learn such mad HTML skillz?
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this20somethinglife-deactivated asked: When you go out in the city, where do you go?
Just for fun...
Click this and ask me things because I am getting sick and refuse to have a social life in the cold conditions that are Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Come on, we will have funzies!
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Anonymous asked: I see you posting different pictures of yourself and I really like your hairstyles in almost all of the pictures especially when your hair is down and curled. Is there anything special you do to your hair to make it do that?
cchelseaa
oppositesalwaysattract:
hey :)
im keshia
Hello! :] You liked a post of mine and I noticed that I wasn’t following you-then I went to your Tumblr and checked out some of your posts and wondered why I still wasn’t following you haha. It’s nice to meet you!
The Use of Whore, Skank, and Slut
In an era much before these times, these words were considered profanities and actually held some meaning. If you were indeed called a whore, skank, slut, smut, or whatever you were usually s-ing some pretty mean peen in your day. Now, if someone is referred to as a whore, the chances of them actually being one are very rare. Don’t get me wrong, a whore could very well be a girl that gets a...
WatchWhile waiting for a friend of ours, Heather and myself decided to apply our skills in interpretive dance for our own amusement. Throw in some classy Italian Village pizza visors [which we were told specifically not to touch], and you’ve got yourself a roaring good time.
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WatchAfter a Penguin game during the Stanley Cup playoffs. I miss the atmosphere. Oh and we won, clearly.
Friendly Gift Exchange:
My friends and I are just now exchanging presents, which means I totally just bought all of their stuff yesterday. Not only that, but I’m wrapping them in Happy Birthday wrapping paper. Best friend status right here.
It's a full blown addiction now.
Anyone else wake up and instantly just think, “Where’s the coffee?”
There are no thoughts of using the bathroom, engaging in meaningless morning conversation, or even to sleep in.
I wake up, I check my phone, then I instantly head to the kitchen and meet up with my favorite appliance, mr.coffee-and he gives me a cup of joy every morning. Throw some french vanilla creamer in...
