February 2012
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Pittsburgh Craigslist: Tales of Valentine’s Day Missed Connections.
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Pittsburgh Craigslist: Tales of Walmart Missed Connections.
Oscar cat being cute. What else do you want?
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PORK & MEAD ISSUE #3 →
ericboydblog:
Check out PORK & MEAD issue #3, featuring my articles with Vermin Supreme, Lloyd Kaufman, Allo Darlin’, Shane Valdés, Jennifer Herrema, and more.
Also, be sure to read about the struggles of the painter, Augie, in my fiction column for the magazine, EIGHTH AVENUE.
Go check out the magazine my boyfriend writes for. Pretty fancy stuff.
Eric listening to Pumped Up Kicks.
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The Cat Wants A Tommy Gun Situation
*Just a little background info. When I moved out, I agreed to bring the cat over to my parent's house to stay on the weekends. Joint custody of a cat, if you will. The funny part of the entire situation is my dad never wanted the cat in the first place. Now they are best friends. So this morning, I stopped over and this is what I was greeted with.
Dad: Hi Chel, guess what?
Chelsea: What?
Dad: Oscar wants a gun.
Chelsea: Really dad? How do you know?
Dad: Well look, I put down this advertisement booklet for guns on the table and told him to point to one. He did. He wants the tommy gun.
Chelsea:
Dad: *Begins petting cat, cat starts purring loudly.* You want a tommy gun, dontcha Oscie? It's around $1,200, so I told him he needs to start shaking down his kitty friends in the neighborhood.
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queentrixie reblogged your photo: I’ve been on a 40s hair kick for the last couple…
Chelsaya, I vote you do this hairstyle next: Don’t know what it’s called, but I love it and think it would look…
I will have to try that out! Looks pretty nifty - thank you!
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January 2012
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queentrixie replied to your photo: I start classes again tomorrow. I think I’ll wear…
Please tell me you did this! :D
Technically we can’t start this class for another 2 weeks because my prof broke her ankle. I’m saving those guns for when it gets serious.
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The Why My Grandma is Cooler than Yours Situation
So, the other day my grandma had to do a little stint in the hospital. While she was in there, she inadvertently got into an altercation with a nurse because she wouldn’t turn up the tv so she could watch the Pens game. My grandma had gotten out of her bed, even though she was told she wasn’t allowed to, and proceeded to go down to the nurse’s station to tell the nurse in charge...
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mytangent replied to your photo: My boyfriend bought me some daisies today, even…
I’ve seen this play-action formation before. Present daises to spruce up that Genie Relic. media.tumblr.com/tumblr_…
I save all of your best gifs in a folder named The Good Life.
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sap2030 replied to your post: sap2030 replied to your photoset: Some photos from…
What row? I was in K…I can’t believe I didn’t see you!
I was in Q and right on the end. I was also wearing my pillow pet on my head, so I can’t believe you didn’t see me either.
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mytangent replied to your photoset: Some photos from the Pens and Senators game…
Be real with me, mertz. When your name scrolled, did you feel the spirit in your soul and show it? bit.ly/xG3KSy
I screamed and pointed. I wanted to stand up and fall to pieces but I had nachos so….
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sap2030 replied to your photoset: Some photos from the Pens and Senators game…
Were you sitting in 201 by any chance?
I was!!
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Doe a Deer, a Female Richard Nixon
ericboydblog:
This is a wonderful short story sent to me by Chelsea Leber, an acquaintance I met in Alaska twelve years ago. Her work challenges the classic American lit scene, but in a way free of pretense or irony. Miss Leber’s work serves as a neo-political lightning rod for all of those too scared to write about today’s social landscape.
- EB
DOE A DEER, A FEMALE RICHARD NIXON
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